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Post by racmaster00 on Apr 9, 2009 14:20:12 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 19 f japan fuck me plz¡¯ You:  You: don't tease me Stranger: asl£¿ You: 19/both/your closet Stranger: taiwaner£¿ You: mexican? Stranger: chinese£¿ You: norwegian? Stranger: ²ÙÄãÂèŒÂ You: psh i can't read spanish You have disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Good morning my friend You: hello! Stranger: i got a question to you You: i have an answer? Stranger: what do you preffer, Sleeping or Apples? You: hmm You: well if i'm tired You: sleeping You: but You: if i'm hungry You: probably apples Stranger: ok thanks. Your conversational partner has disconnected. we should spread the word of 4pp Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! You: hello! Stranger: how are ya? You: i'm good You: you? Stranger: good too  You: You: do you know what 4pp is? Stranger: euhm.. no You: we have nothing in common You have disconnected. |
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mrfabulous
Devoted Member
As interpreted by David.
Posts: 552
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Post by mrfabulous on Apr 9, 2009 14:28:02 GMT -5
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Stranger: eemeli
You: Where's my money.
You: Where the FUCK.
You: Is my MONEY.
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mrfabulous
Devoted Member
As interpreted by David.
Posts: 552
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Post by mrfabulous on Apr 9, 2009 14:29:07 GMT -5
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You: Damnit Bobby.
Stranger: lol
You: I sell propane and propane accessories.
You: I'm gonna kick your ass.
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WeWantFun
Full Member
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. -William Shakespeare
Posts: 389
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Post by WeWantFun on Apr 9, 2009 15:47:50 GMT -5
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Donuts are Awesome!!!
Stranger: you are an abominably lecherous dreck and a loathsome, cantankerously-caterwauling object of execration
You: are you calling me fat?
Stranger: you fuckin brown discharge of a paraplegic monkey, not only are you fat
You: go on
Stranger: but also cunt-brained dingbat!
You: very nice
You: oh and btw
Stranger: now bend over
You: impossible
You: i have no torso
You: how does that make you feel?
Stranger: your value doesn't even amount to a festering discharge from a leper's rectum in Calcutta.
Stranger: do your keepers a huge favor: become a crash test dummy with no helmet, you sufferer of cerebral kaput syndrome.
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ive never laughed that hard in a while haha
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Post by IkusaGTx on Apr 9, 2009 20:52:24 GMT -5
Advertising the site in this manner IMO may be a bad idea....
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Post by gongbeat on Apr 9, 2009 20:59:48 GMT -5
God I hate myself... (by the way, I always transform into pedobear)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: what's ur name?
You: Jessie
You: what's your name?!
Stranger: oh~nice name
Stranger: u can call me micky
You: cool micky
You: so, how has your day been?
Stranger: doing fime
Stranger: fine
Stranger: and u?
You: not bad
You: would like to come in and have some tea
You: ?
Stranger: of course
You: just make yourself comfortable
Stranger: but how can i gome in?
You: just open the door
You: have some of the cookies i made
Stranger: my door has opened..
You: are you eating my cookies?
Stranger: yeah~delicious
Stranger: so cool~
You: Excuse me sir, please have a seat.
Stranger: u r a wonderful cooker
You: I'm Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC
You: What are you doing here?
Stranger: working，maybe
You: It doesn't seem like it.
You: Why are you at this house?
Stranger: for money
You: What money?
Stranger: u know
You: It seems to me that you came here because of a 13 year old girl.
Stranger: u should work,and the boss wll pay u money
You: Don't lie to me
Stranger: oh~u r so little
You: Sir, according to these chat logs, you would like to ******* Jessie's ******* out.
You: Is that correct?
Stranger: no~
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: yeah
You: Because if you tell the truth, the cops will go easy on you.
You: Now, why are you really here?
Stranger: i just came here for trainning my poor english
You: Don't you dare lie to me.
Stranger: never~belive me
You: We have a SWAT team right behind this house waiting to pounce
You: Just tell the truth
You: please
Stranger: SWAT?
You: Yes. There is a SWAT team surrounding this house.
You: Just tell me the truth
You: Why are you here?
Stranger: can u tell me what is the SWAT mean?
You: uh oh
You: you have made me angry
You: a
You: aaa
You: aaaaaa
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: * huge copypaste of pedobear*
Stranger: .....
You: YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE ME
You: YOU REFUSED TO TELL THE TRUTH AND LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
You: I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO DESTROY YOU
Stranger: 。。。。。
You: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?
Stranger: come on
You: "COME ON" IS THAT IT!!!!
You: HOW DARE YOU!!!
You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: ..........
You: hey micky, where were you?
Stranger: what?
You: why did you run away?
Stranger: office
Stranger: no~
You: you work in a office, that's cool!!!
Stranger: i'll always be here waiting for u
You: awww
You: that's nice
Stranger: eh~maybe~nice but dull
You: that's okay
You: we all have to work
You: i will to, eventually!!!
Stranger: i will go away for a while~if u have msn~we can change
You: cool
You: see ya
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Post by AznSenzation on Apr 9, 2009 21:30:30 GMT -5
I'm always paired up with seriious people >.> Never into any jokes.
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Post by stompedyouout on Apr 9, 2009 22:09:21 GMT -5
You: Where's your crown, King Nothing?
Stranger: Why sir, I have no crown. I have nothing. =(
You: Did your castle crash?
Stranger: I fear not, good sir. For I never had a castle to crash.
Stranger: All though I did crash a funeral once.
You: We're you left with just a name?
Stranger: Right into a tree.
Stranger: Sir, I have not even that.
Stranger: Well, perhaps I do.
Stranger: But I can remember no name of mine...
Stranger: Perhaps you could grant me a name sir?
You: Did you just wanna play the king?
Stranger: I did... He won though.
You: Did it all crash down?
Stranger: I get the feeling I'm missing a reference here.
You: Did you point your finger, but there was no one there?
Stranger: Many times, actually.
Stranger: Where are you going with this...?
You: Did you have to dig to make your name?
Stranger: Oh, this is one of those personality tests, isn't it....
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: Yes, yes I did.
You: We're you satisfied?
Stranger: With what?
You: When you dug
Stranger: Hm... Not really.
Stranger: Digging isn't that satisfying....
You: Did you face the thing that should not be while digging?
Stranger: I um... No, I don't think so... Is it like some big scary monstah?
You: If you could have your wasted days back, would you use them to get back on track?
Stranger: Definitely.
You: Do you have the strength to know how you'll go?
Stranger: As in die? Sure.
You: Would you live it or lie it?
Stranger: I'm not sure what it is, or what lying it would consist of, so let's go with the first one.
You: Does your lifestyle determine your deathstyle?
Stranger: Hmm.... Yeah, probably.
You: Would you search?
Stranger: Searching is good, yes.
You: Would you keep on searching?
Stranger: In life, the journey is the reward. So yes.
You: Would said search go on, and on?
Stranger: Until death. That may be the only way to live.
You: Frantic tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock
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For those who don't know, all I did was reference Metallica songs.
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dthhand5
Junior Member
Sequence Cat
Posts: 141
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Post by dthhand5 on Apr 10, 2009 0:31:36 GMT -5
Last one I swear
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: I found your cat pissing on my carpet. What should I do with it?
Stranger: It is l8 where I live
You: but what should I do with your cat?
You: there's like a huge mess now...
Stranger: Um piss with it
You: so you're a hobo?
You: stop asking me for change
Stranger: No I wish
You: I just told you I have no extra change
You: and stop touching yourself in public. It's indecent
Stranger: Um k
You: why are you still following me, you hobo?
Stranger: I'm not
You: yes you ae
You: *are
You: I just told you... now would you stop following me... it's very creepy
Stranger: K I confess
You: ok... so I should drop the cat off tomorrow right?
Stranger: Where
You: at your house... it is your cat after all
Stranger: thanks
You: and what about the kittens it had over here? Ya just want them... or should I sell them at the black market?
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sackwak
Junior Member
Screw reccommended dosage. You're in a warzone! Slam the whole bottle!!
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Post by sackwak on Apr 10, 2009 6:21:11 GMT -5
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Post by spartawarrior on Apr 10, 2009 10:35:04 GMT -5
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you like Boxxy?
Stranger: Boxxy is the queen
You: Inorite
You: All hail hawt kween
Stranger: He will stand up in 2 days
You: Because she will barrel roll all those who want to become an hero
You: And all the base will belong to her now.
Stranger: ALL
Stranger: THE
Stranger: BASE
Stranger: BELONG
Stranger: TO
Stranger: BOXXY
You: YES
You: <3
You: K, bai
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Post by gongbeat on Apr 10, 2009 13:25:44 GMT -5
I really need to get a life.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi...do your feet smell?
You: not really...
Stranger: =(
You: i can make them smelly for you
You: if you want
You: would you like that?
Stranger: realy?
You: sure
Stranger: I WOULD LOVE THAT
You: just come to my house
Stranger: asl?
You: it's across the street where you live
You: 14/f/across the street
Stranger: cool... wanna sniff
You: you first have to come into my house
You: if you want my feet
Stranger: i will
You: i see you from my window
You: i'll open the door
Stranger: =)
You: let me just go to my room and stink up me feet
You: have some of the cookies i made
Stranger: THANKS DEAR
You: Please take a seat.
Stranger: i do
You: I'm Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC
You: What are you doing here?
Stranger: wanna smell feet
You: Feet you say. Well sir, did you know the girl was underaged
Stranger: sure... but she wants it
You: Don't you know that that is illegal
You: You could go to jail.
Stranger: it isnt sex
You: But, according to these chat logs, you said "i want to smear my ******** on your wet *********"
You: Is that not sex?
Stranger: bullshit
You: What is bullshit?
Stranger: you
You: Me?
Stranger: yeah
You: It is you who came to see an underaged girl.
Stranger: im too
You: What?
Stranger: underaged
You: YOU'R UNDERAGED???
Stranger: sure
You: OHHHH SHHIIIIII-
You: *pedobear copypase*
You: COME HERE
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Post by davethezombie on Apr 10, 2009 19:38:25 GMT -5
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: Look, do you happen to know a Brian?
Stranger: hahahaha several I guess
You: Because this one Brian
You: He owes me money, that bastard
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: Especially since he stuffed the hooker's body in MY trashcan
You: Man, what an asshole
Stranger: Yeah, that's an additional cost to you, time is money
You: Trying to pin that kind of stuff on me
You: He probably has a STD too
You: Oh yeah
You: So HI!
You: How was YOUR day?
Stranger: Ok so far
Stranger: almost the weekend
You: Yeah, break from all the crap from work, eh?
Stranger: hahaha yeah, pretty much
Stranger: you off already?
Stranger: or do you still gotta clean that hooker up?
You: Yeah, I'm getting tired of trying to haggle prices with kids down the block for cocaine
You: I say $10
You: He wants $15
You: Goddamn ripoff
Stranger: When you're dealing with kids you gotta learn that there is no haggling, might is right, beat their ass
You: Now, now, they COULD be put to good use
You: Like taking care of that hooker's body that's been stinking up my house
Stranger: show them a dead body in trade for what you want
Stranger: everyone wants to see a dead body
You: Well I want a titty fuck, but you don't see me getting that
Stranger: You did say you have a conveniently placed dead hooker
You: Right, back in my garage..
Stranger: hahaha
You: Well I have to put the SOMEWHERE, don't I?
You: *them
You: Can't just leave them out on the front lawn
You: Where kids can see them
You: That's just sick, man
Stranger: hahahaah
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: depends
Stranger: if it's halloween, you can put a bowl of candy in their lap on a lawn chair
Stranger: and all the sudden they're the latest rage with the kids
You: Eh, I dunno
You: Those fuckin soccer moms knocking on my door
Stranger: looking for what?
You: I guess I could install an electric fence..
You: Naw, those moms just complaining about their kids complaining about the smell
You: Not even air freshner can cover the smell
You: Believe me, I tried
Stranger: fuck electric fences, fire fences are what it's about
You: See, I did try that once
Stranger: and?
You: But one dog came to the fence and caught on fire
You: Then I had to deal with some fuckin lawsuit
You: Oh yeah, and the fire spread to the neighborhood
Stranger: yeah that can happen
You: But it's not MY fault they didn't have fireproof houses
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: nice defense
You: I mean come on, who doesn't these days?
Stranger: yeah, it's almost mandatory
You: Ah geez, they actually called the cops on me
Stranger: oh shit, it's 5:30, time to clock out, my weekend begins
You: I gotta too
Stranger: peace man, good chat, good luck with the hookers
You: Need to get my rocket launcher
Stranger: hahah
You: Blow the shit out of those fuckers
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Post by YamahaCasey on Apr 10, 2009 19:40:54 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: a,s,l You: 12 girl africa Your conversational partner has disconnected.  Stranger: hay You: hay is for horses silly Stranger: better for cows You: fuck you Stranger: pigs don't eat it cause' they don't know how Stranger: ontd? You: wait wut Stranger: ONTD? You: no pigs cant eat hay? Stranger: nope. Stranger: true fax. You: what about goats Stranger: yes. they can. You: fuck ;D my best one yet stranger: hey Stranger: where are you from You: im gunna kill myself You: i need a good reason to live Stranger: nooo dont do that Stranger: im your reason<3 You:  Stranger: Stranger: where are you from You: new york Stranger: thats GREAT You: from the slums Stranger: im from the new york h00000ds You: my dad killed himself when i was 16 You: my mom od'd Stranger: :/ are kidding or is this forreal You: my most recent girlfried cheeted on me with one of my only friends Stranger: shit some ppl are so stupid Stranger: i mean your friend You: affter that all i realy had my cat You: phill You: he died You: got hit by a wonder bread truck Stranger: umm' Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Nek™
Full Member
Nek?, making cooler avatars than Hellmonkey since 2009.
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Post by Nek™ on Apr 10, 2009 21:02:57 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i just accidentally the whole bottle Stranger: hello You: is this bad? You: help me plz You: i accidentally the entire thing Stranger: i don't think so... You: but i accidentally it You: i duno what to do Stranger: but WTF you have accidentaly made? You: i accidentally the whole thing!!! Stranger: so, good luck with this! Stranger: freaky. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiii You: RED ROVER RED ROVER SEND STRANGER ON OVER Stranger: haha hey Stranger: im danni =] You: holy You: shit You: dani? You: or Danni? Stranger: yes with two n's Stranger: Danni You: Damn. Stranger: ? You: I thought you were this my mom I know who happens to be my friend. You: I mean good friend. Stranger: lol You: god Stranger: got a myspace? You: naw You: okay i need help Stranger: withhh? You: What do you say when you want to stop talking to an annoying girl? You: cause she's really annoying Your conversational partner has disconnected. f**k**g lol'd. (ily dani) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: you You: me You: and a whole lot of sex Stranger: I suggest you disconnect. You: Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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