I'm going to kill Omegle for being addicting... but not really b/c these conversations make it worth it.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ohaithar random person on the internet :V
Stranger: oi
You: ?
Stranger: i'm Silvio Santos
You: >_>;;
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: i'm looking for Scooby
You: what if I said I'm Chris Hanson :1
Stranger: well..
You: owait... wrong target :V
Stranger: hi, Chris Hanson xD
You: I never said I was Chris Hansen
Stranger: ok..but, i'm looking for Scooby
Stranger: did you see?
You: I threw him out the window
Stranger: oh, no ><
You: around $50 on the black market for the organs though :3
Stranger: SCOOBY COME BACK TO ME
Stranger: and the white market?
You: they don't take organs
You: yay silence~ :V
Stranger: so, my organs will be donated for the white market
Stranger: and, the Scooby's organs too
You: nah... the black market... but I could just give the white market the entire body
Stranger: hm..
Stranger: i'll take my heart to you
Stranger: and my brain too
Stranger: for the black market
Stranger: and, my body..for the white market
Stranger: oh, no, no...wait
You: more money for me
Stranger: the Scooby's brain, and the Scooby's heart
Stranger: and the Scooby's body
Stranger: Scooby is better than me
You: but the white market would love more human bodies
Stranger: well..Scooby is human. '-'
Stranger: Scooby is my sister
Stranger: and my sister is hot
You: they don't care about looks... just having the bodies is fine
Stranger: okay..
Stranger: well
Stranger: be right back
Stranger: i'll look for Scooby
You: kay :V
Stranger: for you
Stranger: bye
You: have fun searching :V and remember to check trash cans
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