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Post by YamahaCasey on Apr 9, 2009 1:08:50 GMT -5
no start it with "Any Norwegians"
tried it
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: with you know 4pp
Stranger: 什么东西
You: 4ppは揺れる
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WeWantFun
Full Member
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. -William Shakespeare
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Post by WeWantFun on Apr 9, 2009 1:12:35 GMT -5
this is the funniest shit ive seen in a long time, the chats i have are priceless
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Post by AznSenzation on Apr 9, 2009 1:18:39 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello there You: where you from? Stranger: us Stranger: yourself? You: a place You: *not brazil* Stranger: thank god for that You: there's always brazilian here Stranger: i've noticed Stranger: and they're weird Stranger: are you a girl or a guy? You: ino rite? You: guy You: I predict you are a guy Stranger: why do you predict that? You: Because I'm a master You: and a teacher Stranger: well master... you need to take a refresher course Stranger:  You: ^_O Now why would you say that? Stranger: because your prediction skills suck Stranger: i'm not a guy You: Ah but see, that was a test. And you passed You: Congratulations, you've moved up a level Your conversational partner has disconnected. FUX Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi You: hi You: hi You: hi You: hi You: hi You: hi You: h You: ih You: ihi You: hih Stranger: hi You: ih You: ihj You: ihih You: woops You: My finger slipped Your conversational partner has disconnected |
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Icarus94
Devoted Member
Captain MacMillain
By the way i ain't your daddy.
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Post by Icarus94 on Apr 9, 2009 1:24:57 GMT -5
yeah from now on, start with any Norwegians?
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Post by YamahaCasey on Apr 9, 2009 1:29:12 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
You: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Stranger: nick santino
You: Never gonna make you cry,
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by AznSenzation on Apr 9, 2009 1:42:42 GMT -5
We should use this as an advertising for 4PP. just spam links.
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Post by evilplans on Apr 9, 2009 6:52:54 GMT -5
um. i do a lot of stuff where i pretend to be a girl and...yeah.
works.
some pretty nice guys on there.
kind of makes me feel bad that they gave me their numbers hoping to talk to a 16 year old girl living in california. instead i put them on /b/.
lol.
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devil777
New Member
sorry for my bad english ^^
Posts: 17
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Post by devil777 on Apr 9, 2009 7:10:49 GMT -5
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: is anyone there??
Stranger: Hello, you can ask me anything, I will answer
You: i can ask you everything?
Stranger: Anything, and I will answer
You: a true asnwer?
Stranger: Yes
You: how old am i?
You: i am waiting for the answer
Stranger: You are 5.678.987.428th part of the life of the universe. Thanks for participating. Love you! *kiss*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
WTF
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natalieplz
Full Member
The Crazy Cat Lady
Posts: 233
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Post by natalieplz on Apr 9, 2009 9:40:17 GMT -5
We should use this as an advertising for 4PP. just spam links. Thats actually a smart idea. I'll try that sometime. |
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2009 10:01:46 GMT -5
Stranger: Hi there
You: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: I
You: AM NOBUNAGA
You: AND YOU ARE MY QUEST
You: THE END IS NIGH
Stranger: Hello
You: I HAVE AWOKEN FROM MY SLUMBER
Stranger: Nobunaga
Stranger: U-hu
Stranger: I want to fuck with you
Stranger: Please, fuck me so hard
You: YOU WERE CREATED BECAUSE MY 72 VIRGINS FORCED ME TO CREATE HUMANS
You: okay seriously
You: what the hell
Stranger: ueba
You: what the hell is wrong with you
Stranger: Do you have a large pennis?
You: i may be a shemale for all you know
You: you can't even spell penis
You: LOL
You: We’re no strangers to love,
You know the rules and so do I.
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of,
You wouldnt get this from any other guy.
Stranger: Hi.
You: I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…
You: Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Stranger: Im in.
Stranger: Sing It.
You: We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.
You: oh wow
You: you're the first person who hasn't left me all day
You: (._. )
You: YOU NEVER CALL ME
Stranger: how could anyone ignore that opener!
You: *LEAVES*
You: hi
Stranger: Hi!
You: are you a man
You: i need one to fulfill my needs
You: <3
Stranger: yes, I am man
You: okay good because i need some good loving
Stranger: ready to experience some homosexual love
You: OSHI-
im done for now
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Post by streetninja on Apr 9, 2009 10:53:59 GMT -5
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy :]
You: Any Norwegians?
You: John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
You: JESUS CHRIST!
You: CRAB BATTLE!
You have disconnected.
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Phoenix
Full Member
phoenix117 in chat
Posts: 268
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Post by Phoenix on Apr 9, 2009 12:24:22 GMT -5
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Well that was fun
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2009 12:59:52 GMT -5
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: guy or girl
You: im timmy, im seven years old
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: i have a boner
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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devil777
New Member
sorry for my bad english ^^
Posts: 17
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Post by devil777 on Apr 9, 2009 13:40:39 GMT -5
i dont know if this has happened to anyone, but i was talking to a guy and the conversation ended like this:
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Stranger: THIS SEALS YOUR DESTINY YOUNG ONE
Stranger: I HAVE TO USE FORCE
Stranger: OH SHIT FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by shortbus on Apr 9, 2009 14:18:43 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Playing with my dick
You: who are you
You: what have you DONE
Stranger: wanna see
You: Do you have it?
You: The device?
Stranger: Webcam
You: DO NOT SPEAK IT'S NAME
You: The device is not a kind master.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Listen to me
You: This is very important
You: My name is John Conner
You: There is a man after me
You: You MUST carry this information with you
Stranger: oh, yes, sure
You: The cake is NOT a lie, it exists!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hello.
Stranger: m or f?
You: Are you coming on to me?
You: If so, I like it
Stranger: i just want to have cyber sex if u are a girl
You: The answer to your question is, yes.
Stranger: i think ur a dude
You: My name is Elizabeth.
Stranger: how old are u?
You: 54
Stranger: do u want to start the cyber sex?
You: sure
You: just let me go get the mayonnaise....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Fresh meat
Stranger: yea!
You: Do you know what it is?
Stranger: Touhukkaita tuokioita!
You: I don't speak Gay.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 8=====================>
Stranger: i am gay for you
You: Nice pen0r.
You: Are you?
You: Well you're in luck.
You: Because I'm gay for you too.
Stranger: nice
You: AHHHHHHHHHHH
You: I'M CUMMING
You: OH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: me too all over the computer
You: Nice
You: Good job idiot, you'll have to buy a new keyboard now.
Stranger: and in your face
You: That shit is stickier than orange soda
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