Popcornboy13
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Note to self: Objects may be closer than they appe- OH DEAR GOD, A MISSILE. o .o
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Post by Popcornboy13 on Apr 11, 2009 2:16:10 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HELLO. Stranger: hi  Stranger: fun day? You: I am required by law,to state that I am a serial rapist. :'D Stranger: oh i'm cool with that Stranger: You: Really? Stranger: no not really Stranger: lol Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Post by Dee-Rizzle on Apr 11, 2009 12:13:40 GMT -5
I enjoyed the "......... okay seriously wtf" |
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Post by aitee101 on Apr 11, 2009 17:26:35 GMT -5
Ha, I love this thread. Here are some of my random Omegle chats:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BRAINS!?
You: timmy is that you?
Stranger: NO
You: BRAINS!!!11!1
Stranger: OMNOMNOM!?
You: OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOOM I EAT YO BRAAAIIINNNSSS
Stranger: YOU FROM BRAINS!?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: timmy?
You: is that you timmy?
You: don't worry
You: i won't hurt you
You: just come to my van
You: hey, i got candy
You: cooome on timmy
You: that's a good boy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Might post better ones later, I'll see what happens...
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Post by xxblueshadowxx on Apr 13, 2009 20:25:34 GMT -5
 I kinda got creeped out after that , oh and sorry for more nobunaga |
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halfjaw
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Post by halfjaw on Apr 14, 2009 14:36:10 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: knock knock You: please tell me you like anal sex You: please You: oh um You: whos there Stranger: you're crazy. we can't have it trough the computer Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: ( . Y . ) Stranger: how are you? You: naked You:  Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: your gay You: Stranger: ok You: ಠ_ಠ Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ☞ﾟ∀ﾟ )☞ Stranger: Hi Asl? You: naked You: your closet You: guy You: ☞ﾟ∀ﾟ )☞ You: 43 Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureao of Investigation has logged a record of your chats along with the IP addresses of the participants due to a potential violation to US Law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a Minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think that this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote reference number #274706632. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered into our criminal database and legal action. Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "4322301" is entered into the database. You: hey chris You: Stranger: Hello, i'm agent Jakeline Morrison You: i bet You: ҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓i҉ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉̚̕̚҉ ҉҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ Stranger: Uhm.. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: im a girl and im naked Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Post by rossignolmort on Apr 14, 2009 15:45:52 GMT -5
I see a new addiction in my future:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Pineapple
Stranger: on occasions
You: Really?
Stranger: to the 8th power
Stranger: bacon!
You: Pig!
You: You disgust me
You: *slaps*
You have disconnected.
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Lopur94
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What'chu lookin at?
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Post by Lopur94 on Apr 14, 2009 20:52:01 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Hi! I'm Timmy! Stranger: hai im victoria Stranger: so whats up You: Oh I'm just eating chocolate cookies Stranger: ? Stranger: yummy Stranger: i love cookies You: You know what, the best thing happenned to me! Stranger: oh yea ? what You: I saw a strand of hair on my pen0r! And I'm only eight! Stranger: your only eight? Stranger: you shouldnet be talking here? You: Yea, my birthday was two days ago! Your conversational partner has disconnected. I swear if that chick was hot, i will kill myself.  |
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Post by str4ngerd4nger on Apr 14, 2009 20:57:17 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Hi! I'm Timmy! Stranger: hai im victoria Stranger: so whats up You: Oh I'm just eating chocolate cookies Stranger: ? Stranger: yummy Stranger: i love cookies You: You know what, the best thing happenned to me! Stranger: oh yea ? what You: I saw a strand of hair on my pen0r! And I'm only eight! Stranger: your only eight? Stranger: you shouldnet be talking here? You: Yea, my birthday was two days ago! Your conversational partner has disconnected. I swear if that chick was hot, i will kill myself. no girls on internet |
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jargen88
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Chips ahoy...!!!
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Post by jargen88 on Apr 14, 2009 23:55:39 GMT -5
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi there! Greetz from this male stranger from the netherlands!
You: I will destroy you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
well i tried
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Fridgenator
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I had 3 oranges, then I ate one, so I only had 12 left
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Post by Fridgenator on Apr 15, 2009 1:33:03 GMT -5
You: ☞ﾟ∀ﾟ )☞ heeeeeya Stranger: chinese？ You: naw Stranger: what？I know not You: no You: chinese rhymes with pie in knees! You: Stranger: then where are you from? You: ...... You: china You: Stranger: 中国哪？ You: what did I just say? You: FFFFIIIIIIII You: -iretruck You: stupid memes just come out of no where Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. You: seriously this economy needs to slow down on the meme dosage and- : - / I had a dis-adequate night. |
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2009 16:16:43 GMT -5
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [picture of pedobear]
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by wadedinasty23 on Apr 16, 2009 17:00:57 GMT -5
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: say hi!
You: says bye!
You have disconnected.
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hellmonkey007
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Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people.
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Post by hellmonkey007 on Apr 18, 2009 18:23:49 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hail
You: Baby please speak
You: Baby PLEASE
You: i need to hear your voice one more time
You: I NEED to
Stranger: that?
Stranger: хер тебе
Stranger: пидорас
You: WHATTHEFUCKISTHATSHIT
You: OMG a mudkip
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi hi
You: HEY IS THIS BRAD
Stranger: HI BRAD
You: BRAD PLEH FATAL FRAMZ
You: PLEH IT NOAW
You: WAKAKAKAKKAKWKAWKWKAKWKAKWAKWKA
Stranger: Giggedy Giggedy Goo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by karatealive on Apr 20, 2009 2:29:42 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Are you a furry? You: ... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: ello Stranger: asl? You: sign You: ? Stranger: sign? You: american sign language Stranger: ahh Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 4PP? Your conversational partner has disconnected. what the heck  |
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halfjaw
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Post by halfjaw on Apr 20, 2009 15:33:03 GMT -5
Im not even going to bother qouting what went on here or write it out. its just terrible  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: se não responde vai morre You: no asl You: me gusta tocar me pene a la noche You: You: jajajajajajaja Stranger: u wanna see my penis You: i have my own You: in fact im looking at it right now Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey, are you gay? You: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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