This was always going to happen.

[danielplainview]

Ladies and gentlemen... I've traveled over half our state to be here tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my new well was coming in at Coyote Hills and I had to see about it. That well is now flowing at two thousand barrels and it's paying me an income of five thousand dollars a week. I have two others drilling and I have sixteen producing at Antelope. So... ladies and gentlemen if I say I'm an oil man you will agree.

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Had to happen, my username is Daniel Plainview. Anyway, hello.

[halfjaw]

hook me up ****a
>___>

[Yahto]

what

[Dellago]

Stop being such an afterbirth.

[mrfabulous]

STOP CRYING YOU SNIVELING ASS.

[Deleted]

Go drink your milkshake. Or even better, let me drink it.