The MAN thread!

[GPink]

I have a few I can think of off the top of my head.

- Turned a tree from a 10 foot living thing into more than a cord of nicely chopped firewood in a day, using only an axe and my bare hands.
- Woke up at 4:30am to portage a motorboat over a dam and fish the river beyond all day.
- Ripped up and sodded a large area of grass.
- Once bathed in a hot tub with 1) a hot chick, 2) a Cuban cigar, and 3) three fingers of whiskey straight up.

[ares]

- Enjoyed sex with icarus and would enjoy it more if he i knew what she looked like god dammit

[Xeronic]

[shilohdegreat]

I sang this song in the car with the windows open.



Now I'm going to sing it some more.

You wish your pair was as big as mine.

[chickenthings]

Ummm.... I wear lots of plaid and... listen to metal... and enjoy meat.


Oh yeah, and I have some pretty sweet lambchops to be proud of. Can't forget those.

[undeadflame]

- slapped a woman

[Exterminated]

- Let my facial hair become thicker than the hair on my head.

[ares]

-Punched a clown

[jamestheironpeach]

Jun 29, 2009 16:20:15 GMT -5 rabbeseking said:

-Cry every time I watch a Miyazaki movie
-Enjoy hugs
-Can't seep without my stuffed rabbit
-Am scared of (deep) water
-Broke my ankle when I jumped off of a one and a half foot sandbox



Hardcore.

I also can't seep without my stuffed animal

[hongryeon]

Jun 29, 2009 16:20:15 GMT -5 rabbeseking said:

-Broke my ankle when I jumped off of a one and a half foot sandbox

I've got pins and a plate because of when I shattered my ankle from tripping over my own foot. Durr.

Regardless of my sex, I shall have a go, gentlemen.

- No-one can beat me in a spitting contest.
- What's this? A wedding invite? A school letter? A belated birthday card? Meet my paper shredder.
- I have the pain tolerance of a... err... paperweight. An FYI; paperweights are inanimate objects. They can't feel pain as far as I know.
- I can dislocate my toes and click them back in.
- Who needs to open a pickle jar? Smash it.
- Try and hug me. I dare you.

Durr hurr hurr.

To nullify all that, let's consider my vast collection of Hello Kitty PJs, my weakness for small and furry animals, and my habit of fainting at the sight of my own blood.

EDIT: I've puked through my nose. I guess that's manly... right? Right? Hmm?

[halfjaw]

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.

Without any milk.

[Wednesday_R]

RAWR.

Oh, too soon..?

RIP dinosaurs.

[ULtiENi]

I stubbed my toe in my spice garden and only cried for 20 minutes.

HA. Beat that.

[garblade]

Just A Few Rules:

-Under No Circumstances May Two men Share An Umbrella

- A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.

- If a mans zipper is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything!

-Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles.

-You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

-No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your best friends birthday is optional)

-When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence

[heavy0metal0queen]

........You all sound like a bunch of children.
If this is what manliness is, I want no part of it >_>