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Post by Wednesday_R on May 22, 2009 2:28:01 GMT -5
Picture yourself in your living room, sitting comfortably and partaking in the very manly and unthreatening activity of playing Call of Duty: World At War's online competitive multiplayer. There is a steady flow of conversation via voice chat, but about halfway through the round a shrill, panicked voice rises above all the others, you can make out: "THERE IS A BAT. NO, A LITERAL F**K**G BAT, WINGED RODENT, FLYING AROUND MY HEAD, IN MY LIVING ROOM, WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK, I AM TERRIFIED." You would have experienced the same kind of sheer, primal terror that anyone who was on my team in that particular game experienced.    Seriously. I chased this little guy all through my house, my mother was laughing hysterically from behind the safety of her bedroom door. Also, don't worry, I didn't hurt him. I ended up being able to flop a semi-damp towel on him when he landed on my floor and gently scoop him up that way to take him outside. But still, damn. Everybody excited for Portcon, still? ;D |
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BlitzKey
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Post by BlitzKey on May 22, 2009 3:08:59 GMT -5
What a story xD
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Post by Clone on May 22, 2009 3:24:03 GMT -5
Damn Wednesday, you have more balls than me. I probably wouldnt go near it.
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Post by Darknezz on May 22, 2009 3:45:50 GMT -5
You should'a bit its head off. Like Ozzy.
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Raccoonboi
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Post by Raccoonboi on May 22, 2009 3:46:10 GMT -5
Awww... I think Bats are very cute... Then again I am very scared to get near one. I would of put on some suit and grabbed and let it back outside. It seems pretty chilled up there and by your Jimi Hendrix poster.
Man you are brave I would of also ran out there screaming leaving my home gifted to the bat.
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fuzzy09
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Post by fuzzy09 on May 22, 2009 5:15:51 GMT -5
Personally I love bats, so I would have just laughed and recorded it.
Then again, if it was a spider my reaction would of been worse then yours. Funny thing, fear. Glad to hear you were able to confront your terror though, and get the poor thing out of your house.
Do you have any idea how it got into your house? Thats f**k**g crazy dude.
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zekana
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Post by zekana on May 22, 2009 5:47:48 GMT -5
ive had that happen to me before. the bat was just sticking to the ceiling and eating all the flies and roaches and stuff so i let it stay there. it stayed up there for a few hours before it flew out a window. oddly enough, it did not poop once while it was in there. it was kind of fun to look at it and it helped with out bug problem at the time.
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Thoraxe
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Post by Thoraxe on May 22, 2009 11:50:42 GMT -5
I've had a similar event like this happen to me. Only it didn't involve an animal  Somebody thought it would be funny to put this on my headboard while I was sleeping. I got up and just stared at it for 3 minutes straight. |
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Post by octanehugo on May 22, 2009 12:30:52 GMT -5
I've had a similar event like this happen to me. Only it didn't involve an animal Somebody thought it would be funny to put this on my headboard while I was sleeping. I got up and just stared at it for 3 minutes straight. Rofl Thoraxe, I would shake that guy's hand if I could  Also, bats terrify me. They're diseased. And suck blood. |
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Post by SnowOwl96 on May 22, 2009 12:39:29 GMT -5
lol fabby, I probably would have stared at it for awhile and left it alone for a couple of hours and then tried to catch it and set it free outside. Cockroaches on the other hand, well I'd panic and then grab something and try to kill them. I've actually chopped a roach in half with a fly swatter and the Damn thing was still alive and moving. O.O O.o
Btw not all bats drink blood. Some actually eat fruit and insects. I forgot what they're called though. hm... Fruit bats? Also awesome photos of the bat and the geico money.
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Post by rabbeseking on May 22, 2009 13:14:16 GMT -5
I wonder if the bat was a fan of Hendrix. WHOOOO PORT  |
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natalieplz
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Post by natalieplz on May 22, 2009 14:25:29 GMT -5
I wonder if the bat was a fan of Hendrix. WHOOOO PORT KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! |
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Post by Wednesday_R on May 22, 2009 14:39:24 GMT -5
I wonder if the bat was a fan of Hendrix. WHOOOO PORT KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! I lol'd. The worst part about this whole thing though, is that this is the second time its happened.  |
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shikacaah
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Post by shikacaah on May 22, 2009 15:59:30 GMT -5
You should'a bit its head off. Like Ozzy. Lmfao. |
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Post by shilohdegreat on May 22, 2009 16:30:51 GMT -5
Reminds me of that one scene from Black Sheep . . . .
Nice.
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