Post by jeroz on Jun 1, 2009 22:53:58 GMT -5
THE STORY SO FAR:
Once Upon Travis went to a bar and smelt awful and ate waffles until dicks challenged the guy but were stopped by ninjas. Then helicopter's appeared shot pickles with knives hit travis transforming into a god known as Captain Buttpirate, (wtf? o.O) who kills babies then eats hamburgers at Whataburger for banging a lobster man while assassinating obama. So after god brought pizza hut to a hooker, she proceeded concordantly onwards to disneyland. After that, the hooker had too check her tortillas and soup. David came over for Pocky, and fondled sirloin burgers while drinking eggnog in Brad's sweat. Becoming indigenous to poop. Then BEars loved rolling in shit. While Brad went and played awesome Monopoly pedophiles by uploading viruses into Canada's most sacred syrup system of mooses. buttpirate senses are weak yet powerful pumpernickel bitches shoot lasers superfluously. Naruto decided to hump daggers and Snake got eaten by liquid hydrogen bombs. Buttpirates slew are icky yummy although this was pikimin stew? From my bathwater for when filled quarter ounce of voluptuous pedobear semen. Brad manifested great babies within volcanoes while rolling upon on thorns that live for nutin or die for dawishwish. Suddenly, memes outsourced his peepee while darknezz watched titillated. What have scientists done with Nick? Back from hell, Elvis went ballistick over public warts taste and exploded. Rabbeseking, Juan, Pegasus, Natalie died happily while titties leaked semen dust all day long. Buttpirate slurped diarrhoea and Slusho ejaculated brad in Ford a**holes. Once.....
Travis
